Today's Agenda
- 9:00 AM - Welcome and Sloganeering
- 9:30 AM - Status Update: The State of the Union
- 10:00 AM - Break: Caffeine Intake and Gossip
- 10:30 AM - Agenda Item 1: The Never-Ending Project
- 11:15 AM - Break: More Caffeine Intake and Gossip
- 11:30 AM - Agenda Item 2: The Slightly-Related Project
- 12:15 PM - Lunch: Sandwiches and Sympathy
- 1:30 PM - Agenda Item 3: The Overly-Complex Project
- 3:00 PM - Conclusion: The Sudden Realization of Futility
Please note that the meeting will likely go well over schedule due to insert random excuse.