As an artiste, you're probably no stranger to merit-starving. But did you know that you're not alone? There are others out there who understand the struggles of creating masterpieces on a shoestring budget.
Introducing Merit-Starving Artiste Benefits, the solution to all your financial woes!
We offer a comprehensive benefits package that includes:
- Free food and water for all artistes, because you can't work on an empty stomach (or wallet)
- Muscle-relaxing massages to ease your creative cramps
- Free art supplies because you can't create on the cheap
But wait, there's more! Our artiste benefits also come with a side of guaranteed commissions on all sales, because who doesn't love making a quick buck?