For too long, artistes have been forced to subsist on ramen noodles and dreams. It's time for change!
The current merit system, with its emphasis on "talent" and "dedication," has led to a system where artistes are forced to compete against each other for scraps. But we say: NO MORE!
We propose a new system, where all artistes are guaranteed a living wage, free housing, and all the craft beer they can drink. And to ensure that no one gets too comfortable, we'll have a strict 4am curfew!
Join us in demanding a fairer system, where artistes can focus on creating, not just surviving. Learn more about the Artiste Union
But don't just take our word for it! Hear from some of our esteemed members: