Resolution 001: Provide artistes with sufficient funding to sustain a lifestyle of questionable luxury.
Resolution 002: Establish a merit system to determine which artistes receive the most funding, based on their artistic merit, not their ability to attend art school.
Resolution 003: Provide artistes with benefits, including but not limited to:
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