Artistes Unite! Minutes of Misery

Meeting of the Artistes Unite! Collective, where creativity is met with disdain and funding is but a cruel joke.

Attendees:

Agenda:

  1. Point 1: Beggarlingly bad merits
  2. Point 2: Merit Starve
  3. Point 3: Merit Starving Scheme

Next Meeting:

We'll reconvene in a dumpster behind the art school, where the trash cans are our podiums and the pigeons will be our critics.

Don't forget to bring your tin can violins!