In a world where productivity is measured solely by the number of meetings attended, it's time to rethink the way we evaluate our coworkers' worth.
We propose a new merit system, one that recognizes the value of artistry in the workplace.
In a world where productivity is measured solely by the number of meetings attended, it's time to rethink the way we evaluate our coworkers' worth.
We propose a new merit system, one that recognizes the value of artistry in the workplace.
Article I, Section 1: All employees are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
Section 1, Paragraph 1: The value of an employee's contribution shall be measured by their ability to create, not their ability to attend meetings.
ARTICLE I, SECTION 1
Article II, Section 1: All employees have the right to creative freedom, except on Fridays.
Section 1, Paragraph 1: Fridays shall be reserved for meetings, because that's just how it is.
ARTICLE II, SECTION 1