Slow Reader's Meeting Minutes

Present:

• Slow Reader John
• Slow Reader Jane
• Slow Reader Bob

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss new book on "The Art of Speed Reading"
• Item 2: Debate the merits of speed reading vs. traditional reading
• Item 3: Elect new meeting leader (current leader, Slow Reader John, is too slow)

Minutes:

Slow Reader John: "I'm still on page 3."

Slow Reader Jane: "I'm on page 2."

Slow Reader Bob: "I'm on the last page, but I had to read it 5 times."

Slow Reader John: "That's not reading, that's just memorization."

Slow Reader Jane: "Oh, it's not? I'm just trying to understand the plot."