Slow Reader Meeting
We've all heard of speed readers, but what about the slow reader elite? This meeting is for those who take 10 minutes to read a single sentence.
Join us for our annual meeting of the slowest readers in the city!
Meet our keynote speaker: "The Slowest Reader of Them All"!
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Agenda
- 9:00 AM - Introduction to the concept of slowing down
- 9:30 AM - "Reading a single sentence in 10 minutes: A guide"
- 10:30 AM - "How to politely decline a book club invite without hurting the speed reader's feelings"
- 11:30 AM - "The benefits of reading in your sleep (results not guaranteed)"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (please take 20 minutes to read the menu)
- 1:00 PM - "The art of reading a single page in an hour: A challenge"
- 2:00 PM - Closing remarks