Because who needs actual work when you can have meetings?
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Meetings shouldn't last longer than 5 seconds. That's right, just 5 seconds. You can do it! Simply state your name, your role, and a brief summary of the meeting's purpose, then exit stage left. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
The 5-Second Rule (Variant)But what about meetings that last longer than 5 seconds? Fear not! For those, we have Mandate #2: The 30-Minute Meeting Rule. This revolutionary approach involves setting a timer for 30 minutes, then using the time remaining to discuss nothing of substance. It's like a meeting within a meeting. Or a meeting about a meeting. Or... well, you get the idea.
The 30-Minute Meeting Rule VariationsBut wait, what about meetings that are even longer than 30 minutes? Don't worry, we've got you covered with Mandate #3: The 10-Minute Meeting Ruleæk. This one's a real game-changer. Simply take turns talking about your feelings, and let the meeting devolve into an exercise in emotional release. It's like a mini-therapy session, but with more PowerPoint.
The 10-Minute Meeting Rule (Variant)