We're here because, well, we're not really sure why. But let's pretend we're here for a meeting.

Our meeting is being held in the middle of nowhere, where the air is thick with confusion and the silence is deafening.

On the table are some refreshments, a few stale donuts and a thermos of lukewarm coffee. Help yourself, I guess.

If you're wondering why we're here, don't bother looking at me. I'm just as lost as you are.

Overly Complicated Questions Why Are We Still Here?

Because, apparently, the previous meeting wasn't complicated enough, we've added some more chairs. Now we have a total of 7 chairs. Yes, 7. Don't question it.

Also, we've decided to have a "thinking chair" where you can just sit and stare at the wall for up to 2 hours. It's very productive, I assure you.

Oh, and we've also brought in a "snack chair" where you can just sit and eat snacks. Because, clearly, that's what we're here for.

Overly Complicated Answers

Because we're not done yet, we've decided to just make up more questions and then answer them with even more complicated answers.

So, to recap, the answer to the question "What's the point of this meeting?" is "The Point is a Pointy Thing, and it's a Very Important Point, and we're all here to Discuss it."

Also, don't worry if you get lost in the meeting. Just ask yourself, "What's the Question I'm trying to answer?" and then just stare at the wall for a few hours. It's Very Therapeutic.

Why Are We Still Here?

We're still here because we've been here for so long, we've forgotten what the original reason was.

Some of us have developed a strange attachment to the beige carpet, which is slowly growing sentient and plotting against us.

Others have become convinced that the fluorescent lights are actually sentient and are communicating with each other through a complex system of flickering patterns.

But don't worry, we're not going anywhere. We're just going to sit here in the middle of nowhere and contemplate the meaning of existence. Or not.