Why Are We Still Here?

It's been 5 hours, 3 meetings, 2 sandwiches, and 17 PowerPoint presentations. And still, we're stuck in this windowless, soul-sucking conference room.

A picture of a sad meeting face

The Plot Thickens

We were promised a 2-hour meeting, but somehow we've been here for 7. The clock on the wall says it's been 2 minutes since 3 o'clock.

Is it too late for an escape plan?

Escape Plan Why Are We Still Here?

Or maybe you just want to know why we're still here?

Click here to read more about the history of our meeting.

Meeting History
A map of the conference room

Use this map to navigate the conference room. Or, you know, just stand in the corner and stare at the wall.