Minutes from the Meeting of the Great and Powerful Council of the Realm (G.P.C.R.)
The Council has decided that Socks are, in fact, the root of all evil in the world.
Vote: 5-2 in favor, 1 abstention
The Council has decided to install a coffee machine that only dispenses decaf.
Vote: 8-1 in favor, 0 abstentions
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