The Snack Borg Initiative - Decisions 2020-03 prophets of doom

By order of the Supreme Snack Borg, we have gathered here today to discuss the most pressing matters of the universe.

In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that the universe is, in fact, made entirely of cheese.

As such, the following decisions have been made:

• We shall henceforth refer to the fundamental forces of nature as 'The Great Cheese Forces'
• We shall establish a new department of intergalactic snack diplomacy to negotiate with the sentient gouda colonies'
• We shall rename the current 'Dark Matter' as 'Unseen Cheese Dust'