Current IT Issues
- Printer paper jams: 17
- Sticky mouse: 23
- Frozen keyboard: 42
- IT department on vacation: 1
Popular IT Solutions
- Hit it with a hammer
- Turn it off and on again
- Just Google it
- Call the IT department (good luck with that)
IT Jargon of the Day
- "It's not my problem, it's a network issue." - John, IT Manager
- "I'm not a miracle worker, I'm just a IT guy." - Bob, IT Guy