Meeting Planner: Late Orders - Advanced Theory

A Scientific Approach to Justifying Your Tardiness

Using our proprietary Late Order Algorithm (LOA), we've calculated that your 3:45pm meeting start time will actually be 4:15pm due to the fundamental laws of temporal relativity.

Key Findings:

• Time dilation caused by excessive coffee consumption
• Quantum fluctuations in the fabric of space-time
• The inevitability of procrastination-induced anxiety

For a more in-depth analysis, see our mathematical derivation of the LOA.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try conducting your own experiments with time and space.

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