Monday: EXPLOSIONS in the break room. Someone left a can of soda in the microwave.

Tuesday: CHAOS in the conference room. The CEO tried to do a presentation with a cat in a onesie.

Wednesday: DISASTER in the parking lot. Someone forgot to pay the meter and got towed.

Thursday: BANANAS in the kitchen. Someone decided to have a fruit salad and left the peels all over the counter.

Friday: FIREWORKS in the office park. Someone had a 4th of July party and left the remains of a roman candle on the picnic table.

Monday of the previous week: INCONVENIENTLY TIMED meeting that ran into the weekend. Someone forgot to send out the invites and we all had to work on our own time.