Article 12.3.2: Management shall provide a minimum of 3 free hugs to all employees on their birthdays.
Article 12.3.3: All employees must participate in a 30-minute team-building exercise once a week, which shall be conducted by a certified professional clown.
Article 14.1.1: Management reserves the right to change the color of the break room from blue to green without prior notice.
Article 14.1.2: All employees are required to wear the company-provided "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts on Fridays.