Appendix Section C: The Union's Most Vague Clauses

Article 1: Management reserves the right to change its mind at any time, without warning or explanation.

Article 2: All employees are expected to be on their best behavior, unless they're not.

See Article 2's companion clauses in Section B

Article 3: The union's lawyer has been advised to review this section, and is currently on the phone with their mother.

Article 4: In the event of a union-wide crisis, all employees are expected to work extra hours for free.

Article 5: The union leadership has been known to eat 3 whole pizzas by themselves on Fridays. This is not a suggestion.

Article 6: All employees are required to report to work on their birthday, unless it's on a Tuesday.

Need more clarity on these clauses? Check out the Appendix Section A: The Union's Most Important Clauses for more details.

Want to appeal these clauses? Contact Appendix Section D: The Union's Most Unappealing Clauses