By the power vested in me, a great and powerful prophet, I foretell of a calamity that shall befall our fair world. The Great Cheese Famine, a time of darkness and despair, is nigh upon us. For the dairy farms of the land shall run dry, and the people shall be forced to subsist on a diet of bland, unflavored rice cakes.
Stay vigilant, mortals, for the Great Cheese Famine is upon us.
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