By the power vested in thee, oh mighty consumer of coffee, thee shall be granted the strength and vigor of a thousand suns!
But wait, there's more! The ritual requires the following steps:
May the blessings of the caffeine be upon thee!
First, thou must acquire the finest, most exotic coffee beans known to the mortal realm.
Next, thou must grind them with the ferocity of a thousand mountain lions.
Finally, thou must mix with the sacred water, and stir with the devotion of a thousand monks.
For the next level of brewing, click here!Now, thou must heat the mixture with the fire of a thousand suns.
As the brew awakens, thou must stir with the precision of a thousand engineers.
Finally, thou must pour into the cup with the flair of a thousand artists.
For advanced brewing techniques, click here!Now, thou must add the cream, the sugar, the spices, and the magic!
As the brew reaches the peak of its potency, thou must drink with the haste of a thousand marathon runners.
And then, thou must bask in the radiant glory of thy accomplishment!
For caffeine-fueled meditations, click here!Now, thou art invincible, a demigod of productivity and focus!
Thou canst conquer the world, or at least, the keyboard.
May the blessings of the caffeine be upon thee!