Resolution 3456-ABCD
Whereas the current state of the universe is a mess, and the forces of redundancy have been growing in power, we the Council of Prophets hereby decree that all instances of redundant tasks, procedures, and processes shall be eliminated forthwith.
Be it enacted that all meetings shall henceforth be conducted in a virtual reality environment, where the only thing more real than our avatars is the existential dread that we're all just going through the motions.
Be it further enacted that the phrase "synergy" shall henceforth be defined as the art of doing two things when one would suffice.