Today, the Council of Unconventional Visionaries gathered in their underground bunker to tackle the pressing issues of the universe.
The Council voted to declare pineapple as the official topping for all future pizza parties. 7-0.
Read more about the Great Pizza Conundrum.The Council voted to make "The Chicken Dance" the official apocalypse anthem. 9-1.
Read more about the Inaugural Dance of the Apocalypse.We have determined that the aliens are not, in fact, hostile. They are actually just really into our memes.
Read the full report.We have discovered a way to make a decent time-traveling toaster. It's still a work in progress, but we're close.
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