John the Foreteller of Woes - Meeting Prophets

Expert at predicting the inevitable doom of any meeting. Specializing in the art of telling your boss that you're running late. Again.

Meet John, the man who will tell you that the apocalypse is near, but first, can you just cover for him while he's in a meeting with the CEO?

Submissions:

Late Again - The art of being perpetually late, but still somehow managing to make it work.

Woes and Complaints - Where John shares his expertise in finding the most creative ways to complain about your day.

Forthtell Your Woes - A interactive feature where you can submit your deepest fears and John will... well, tell you that they're probably coming true.

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this site are not necessarily John's, but rather a combination of his and the voices of his ancestors, who all seem to be yelling at him.


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