John the Foresighter of Woes: RSS feed of Despair
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Item 1: The apocalypse is nigh, and the coffee shop is out of coffee.
Item 2: Your favorite aunt has run out of cat food.
Item 3: The world's supply of pizza dough has been depleted.
Item 4: The apocalypse has been delayed until next Thursday.
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