Prophets of the Realm

Welcome to the directory of the most renowned prophets of the land. Here's a list of the most influential ones:

• Zeus, King of the Gods
• Moses, Chosen One of the Desert
• Krishna, Lord of the Avatars
• Muhammad, Prophet of the Golden Scarab
• Krusty the Clown, Prophet of the Painted-On Smile
• Buddha, Enlightened One
• Krampus, Lord of the Half-Giant Half-Goat

Each of these prophets has their unique set of prophecies and miracles. Browse through their profiles to learn more about their divine interventions.

• Krutz's Prophetic Writings
• Krutz's Miraculous Feats

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try your hand at predicting the future with The Oracle!