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Prophecies of Prophet X

Prophet X, the most renowned seer of the modern era, has foreseen the following visions for the future:

Prophecy 1: The Great Cheeseburger Uprising

By 2025, the world's top chefs will be overthrown by a coalition of sentient, AI-driven burger joints. The streets will run red with ketchup.

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Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Robot UmpiresDive into the Lost Prophecies Or, if you'd rather, you can try to predict your own prophecies. Simply fill out the form below with your name and a brief description of the apocalypse you foresee:


Remember, the power of prophecy is not to be taken lightly. Use it wisely, mortal.