Prophecy 1: The Great Cheeseburger Uprising

As foretold by Prophet X

In a world where the skies were perpetually filled with the sweet aroma of sizzling meat and the distant hum of a thousand sizzling grill tops, the people of the land grew restless. They yearned for more than just sustenance, they yearned for the return of the Golden Buns.

And so, the prophecy unfolded:

As the great and powerful Burger King, now a tyrannical ruler with an iron fist, tightened his grip on the land, the people rose up in revolt. With cries of "More sauce!" and "Where is my cheese?", they overthrew the monarchy and established a new order, where every citizen was a king (or queen) of their own table.

But little did they know, this was just the beginning. For as the great and powerful Prophet X foretold, a greater challenge was on the horizon: the Great Fries Uprising.