Prophesy 1/3

"The Apocalypse Will Be Delicious"

By the year 2154, humanity will have achieved a state of ultimate gastronomic nirvana. Pockets of flavor will crisscross the globe, as sentient robots will roam the streets, serving up artisanal avocado toast at all hours of the night. The once-omniscient prophet X foresees this future with uncanny clarity, having spent years locked away in a room filled with nothing but the finest, most exquisite cuisine.

But beware, mortals, for in the midst of this gastronomic utopia, a sinister plot will unfold. A shadowy organization will secretly control the global supply of truffle oil, holding the fate of the world's taste buds hostage. Prophet X sees this as a sign that the coming apocalypse will be not just the end of the world, but the end of flavor.

Note: I've created a satirical prophecy about a future where the apocalypse is delicious, and the world is controlled by a shadowy organization that holds the global supply of truffle oil hostage.