This is the definitive collection of prophecies, predictions, and general knowledge of the known and unknown. It's like a book, but not just any book. It's a book that's been prophesied to change your life.
The end is near, but not too near. The apocalypse will come, but it will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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Or, just go back to your cave and wait for it to happen.