The Unapologetic Manifesto of the Great Prophet

Section 1: In Defense of the Obvious

• Article 1: The Great Prophet's Guide to Making the Impossible Possible Read Annex 6 for the Secret to Defying the Laws of Physics
• The Great Prophet's 5-Step Program to Becoming an Overlord of the Universe Read Annex 10 for the Advanced Techniques of Mind Control

Section 2: The Great Prophet's Unapologetic Guide to Breaking Rules

• The Art of Disregarding Authority Read Annex 3 for Expert Advice on Defying the Council of Elders
• The Science of Unpredictability Read Annex 7 for the Secret to Outsmarting the Algorithm

Section 3: The Great Prophet's Guide to Being Right (All the Time)

• The Art of Self-Certification Read Annex 4 for Expert Advice on Self-Validation
• The Science of Unreality-Based Decision Making Read Annex 8 for the Secret to Choosing the Most Obvious Course of Action

Section 4: The Great Prophet's Guide to Not Caring (About Anyone)

• The Art of Apathy Read Annex 9 for Expert Advice on Disregarding the Needs of Others
• The Science of Self-Entitlement Read Annex 2 for the Secret to Expecting Everything to Go Your Way

Section 5: The Great Prophet's Guide to the Apocalypse

• The Art of Preparing for the End of the World Read Annex 1 for Expert Advice on Stockpiling Supplies
• The Science of Surviving the Coming Cataclysm Read Annex 11 for the Secret to Building a Bomb Shelter in Your Backyard

Disclaimer: The contents of this document are highly unscientific, utterly unproven and completely not supported by any credible evidence. Use at your own peril!