Predictions from the Future

By Prophet James the Agender

1. The Year 2025 will see the rise of self-driving, self-sustaining eco-villages, where the only "currency" is avocado toast.

Prophet James the Agender's prediction for the Year 2025: "Avocados will be the new oil, and the village will be powered by the hum of 90s grunge music."

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2. In the Year 2030, humans will finally achieve true immortality, but only for cats.

Prophet James the Agender's prediction for the Year 2030: "Felines will live forever, but only after they're properly vaccinated and have a valid passport."

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Stay ahead of the curve, folks! Stay ahead of the curve!

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