Meeting of the Prophets
Minutes of the Meeting of the Prophets (MOTP) - 2023-02-27
Attendees: The Great Prophet, The Lesser Prophet, The Prophetess, and The Uninvited Guest (aka Bob)
- Agreed upon: The end of times is nigh, but we can push it back to at least 2025.
- Decided: The Apocalypse shall be a buffet, with an all-you-can-eat menu featuring only nachos.
- Action items:
- The Great Prophet shall start practicing his "I told you so" face.
- The Lesser Prophet shall begin building the Nacho-Mageddon, a 10-story monument to cheese and destruction.
- The Prophetess shall start a support group for those struggling to find meaning in a post-apocalyptic world.
- Bob shall bring snacks.
Next Meeting: In the depths of a nearby dumpster, on the night of the new moon.
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