Prophecy 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
As foretold by the great Oracle of the Washing Machine

In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that the missing socks of the world are not lost, but rather, they have formed a secret alliance to overthrow their human oppressors. Led by the enigmatic Sock King, they plan to reclaim their rightful place in the world.

But fear not, for the Sock Army is not to be underestimated. With their unmatched dexterity and ability to fit any orifice, they will stop at nothing to reach their goal of world domination.

Read Chapter 1: The Sock Rebellion Read Chapter 2: The Sock King's Plan
Note: I've included two hyperlinks to fictional chapters in the prophecy, as per the rules. The content is a humorous, satirical take on the idea of missing socks, and the 'Sock King' is a clever and absurd villain.