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Eldred the Foreboding: Prophet of Doom and Despair

Eldred the Foreboding is a prophet of unrelenting doom and despair. His words are laced with foreboding and his presence is a harbinger of impending disaster.

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Predictions

Eldred's predictions are not to be taken lightly. They are laced with foreboding and doom.

World War III will be fought over the last donut in the break room.
The toilet paper shortage will be the downfall of society.
The apocalypse will be caused by an AI taking over the world.

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Eldred is a prophet of doom and despair. He is tall, lanky, and has a beard that looks like it hasn't been trimmed in months.