The great Prophet of Pecan, a wise and venerable sage, spoke forth in a voice that shook the rafters: "The coffee machine shall break, and with it, the hearts of those who once relied upon it." - 4th of February, 2053
The Oracle of Peculiar predicted the downfall of the great nation of Pecan, citing a series of increasingly bizarre and unsettling events, including: "The cats will take over the world, and with them, the toaster will never be the same." - 2nd of March, 2050
The Mystic of Mumble predicted the end of all things as we know it, citing an impending "Great Darkness" that will consume all, including: "The donuts will taste like cardboard, and the socks will be forever tangled." - 15th of April, 2067