THE FUTURE OF SANDWICHES
According to our team of expert prophets, the future of sandwiches is bright and full of flavor.
Here's a sneak peek at what's to come:
- Artificially intelligent mayonnaise that knows exactly how much mustard you need.
- Sandwiches that can be 3D printed and delivered to your doorstep in under 10 minutes.
- The rise of the vegan-meat-sandwich hybrid, because who needs actual meat, anyway?
But wait, there's more!
- A new breed of super-sandwiches that can only be consumed by those with a PhD in sandwichology.
- The return of the classic "everything-bagel" with a side of existential dread.
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The end is near... for boring lunches.
A meeting of the Prophetic Council of Sandwiches