Prophecies and Proclamations

Here lies the collected works of the most revered seer, Mystic Midge.

The Oracle of the Ages, Mystic Midge, has spoken:

• The answer to the question "What lies at the end of the universe?" is 42.

• The meaning of life is to eat more donuts.

• The best way to defeat the Dark Lord is with an endless loop of disco music.

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