Meeting of the Prophet Zarqon: Doomsday Device Deployment

Device Specifications:

• Model: Doomsday-5000
• Capacity: Infinite destruction
• Range: Global
• Power Source: Nuclear reactors, because why not?

Deployment Plan:

1. 6:00 AM: Wake up the Doomsday Squad
2. 6:30 AM: Load the Doomsday Device into the mothership
3. 7:00 AM: Launch the Doomsday mothership
4. 8:00 AM: Engage Doomsday Device

Risks and Concerns:

• Radiation poisoning of nearby villages
• Uncontrollable robot uprising
• Global economic collapse

Disclaimer: Side effects may include but are not limited to: extinction, apocalypse, or mild inconvenience.

Related Articles:

The Doomsday Device Blueprint Robot Uprising Solutions Apocalypse Survival Tips