By the power vested in us, we decree:
ARTICLE 1: The Unseen Ones shall be consulted on all matters of import.
ARTICLE 2: All decisions shall be made with the utmost haste, lest the fabric of space-time be torn asunder.
ARTICLE 3: The Unseen Ones shall not be bothered with petty concerns, lest they be forced to unleash their wrath upon thee.
ARTICLE 4: All meetings shall be conducted in a haze of confusion, where the line between reality and madness is blurred.
PROTOCOL 9: The Unfathomable Enigma PROTOCOL 7: The Utterly Ridiculous