Jobs Available at Prophet of Doom Inc.

Come for the apocalypse, stay for the benefits package.

Job Title: Apocalypse Enforcer

We are seeking a highly skilled individual to join our team of highly trained professionals who will bring about the end of the world in a stylish and organized manner.

• Must have experience in destruction of major cities, preferably with a population of over 5 million
• Ability to work well under pressure, i.e., during a global pandemic
• Strong leadership skills, i.e., ability to herd cats into an eternal abyss

Job Title: Apocalypse Tour Guide

We are seeking a charismatic individual to lead our apocalypse tours, showcasing the most scenic routes to the end of the world.

• Must have excellent communication skills, i.e., ability to explain the apocalypse in 5 words or less
• Experience in leading groups of 100+ survivors, preferably through a zombie-infested wasteland
• Knowledge of the best routes to escape the coming doom