Our Advanced Prophetic Forecasting Models

Doomsday Forecasting

Our team of expert prophets has developed a suite of cutting-edge models that utilize machine learning, data visualization, and a pinch of magic to predict the apocalypse.

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Methodologies

We use a combination of:

Artificial Intelligence
Data Mining
Cryptic Runes
Divination Cards
Unreliable Sources

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Forecasting for the Undead

Our team of expert prophets has developed a range of models that can predict with uncanny accuracy the spread of zombie hordes, the most likely areas for zombie outbreaks, and the optimal strategies for survival.

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Methodologies

We use a combination of:

Advanced Machine Learning
Big Data Analytics
Unconventional Wisdom
Occult Symbolism
Unreliable Sources (we're looking at you, YouTube Comments)

Our Prophetic Models

Our models include:

Zombie Horde Simulator
Zombie Apocalypse Probability Index (ZAPI)
Survival Guide to Zombie Apocalypse

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