Meeting Alpha - Prophetic Suggestions - Meaning of Life

As decreed by the Great and Powerful Meeting Alpha, the meaning of life is not just a mystery, but a puzzle with many pieces.

Suggestions from the Prophets

1. Eat more pizza

For it is written, "A meeting that is not fueled by cheese and dough is a meeting that is not worthy of being attended." - Prophet Zara
Learn more about the Pizza Gospel
2. Wear a cape to work

For it is written, "A cape is not just a garment, but a symbol of power and authority, and also a good way to keep your neck warm." - Prophet Beta
Read about the Cape Code
3. Use Comic Sans as your go-to font

For it is written, "A font is not just a font, but a way of life, and Comic Sans is the font of choice for all true prophets." - Prophet Omega
Understand the Font-tology