The Prophet of the Pencils: Scheduled for Greatness

Prophet of the Pencils, Inc. is pleased to announce that the world will finally end in 2025.

According to our highly scientific and totally not-made-up methods, the apocalypse will come in the form of a massive pencil storm.

Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to sharpen your pencils!

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