Meeting Prophets - Velocity Vacuum Operations

We're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same meeting over and over.

We're stuck in an infinite loop of meetings, reliving the same 8:00 AM meeting every Monday. The coffee machine is broken, the air conditioning is on the fritz, and someone brought Cheetos.

We've tried everything: meditation, yoga, and even bribing the janitor to move the clock forward. Nothing seems to work.

As we sit here, reliving the same meeting for the 100th time, we've come to a few conclusions:

• Meetings are the answer to all of life's questions.
• The phrase "Action Item" is a euphemism for "Someone needs to do something, but not really."
• Our meeting facilitator is secretly a time-traveling alien.

Help us, internet. Help us break this cycle!

Or, at the very least, bring us some decent coffee.

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