Welcome, fellow Voidians, to the most thrilling chapter of our lives: the art of being utterly, mind-numbingly, soul-crushingly bored.

In this esteemed institution, we've perfected the art of doing nothing. Nothing productive, that is. No, no, no. We've mastered the craft of staring blankly into space, of gazing out the window, of contemplating the meaninglessness of existence. Click here for Advanced Boredom Techniques