Xarvath's Meeting of the Minds

We have gathered here, in this dimly lit, poorly ventilated room to discuss the impending doom of our planet.

Xarvath, our beloved leader, will guide us through the apocalypse.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: Surviving the coming robot uprising
2. Item 2: Inventing a viable substitute for coffee
3. Item 3: Figuring out how to use the toaster

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