You've stumbled upon the office of the one and only Xarvath, prophet of Prophets! I'm here to grant you audience, but don't expect any miracles.
Current Prophecy Status: In Progress. Please wait 10-20 minutes for the Oracle to finish scribbling on the walls.
You can submit your questions, prayers, and pleas for guidance, but be warned: I only answer the really easy ones. The rest are for the higher-ups. Like, you know, the Big Guy.
Submit Your Query (But don't expect a response. Ever.)
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are my own. Or maybe they're not. I mean, I'm a prophet. I don't always know what I'm talking about.