Meeting Takedown Agents: Requirements
We're looking for highly skilled operatives to infiltrate meetings, identify key decision-makers, and subtly influence their choices to align with our interests. Must be able to think on their feet, blend in seamlessly with corporate culture, and possess an uncanny ability to remember minute details.
Requirements:
- At least 5 years of experience in meeting room espionage
- Fluency in 3+ languages (including, but not limited to, Business Speak and Corporate Jargon)
- Expertise in MS Office Suite 2007 (or equivalent)
- Proven track record of successfully manipulating others into doing your bidding (or at least, getting them to order more donuts at the meeting)
If you're ready to take your skills to the next level, apply today! (Or, you know, just browse around)