MEETING 1005 COFFEE TALK

Attendees: 7, Presenters: 2, Caffeine: Inadequate

Welcome, meeting attendees, to the 1005th iteration of the world's most unproductive meeting. Today's agenda includes:

1. Discussion of the meaning of life
2. Review of the company's latest coffee machine
3. Analysis of the optimal coffee-to-human ratio

Presenters: John Doe and Jane Smith

Tomorrow's Meeting: Coffee Talk 1006 - Don't forget to bring your own coffee

Upgrade the Coffee Machine