2021 Meeting Attendees

Elon Musk

Arrived in a Tesla, naturally. Spoke at length about the importance of neural networks and the futility of human emotion.

Jeff Bezos

Arrived with a team of 12 Amazonian drones, which he used to deliver a presentation on the benefits of drone-based commerce.

Mark Zuckerberg

Arrived with a team of engineers, who promptly got lost in the parking lot. Spoke about the future of virtual reality, but mostly just FaceTimed his mom.

Richard Branson

Arrived via hot air balloon, which he used as a metaphor for his business model: "Just think of our company as a hot air balloon, but with more profit!"

Elon's Therapist

Arrived with a notepad and a concerned expression. Spoke about the importance of self-care for time-traveling billionaires.